So the dilemma for married guys is, how do I face my wife after getting a HE from a masseuse? This is mostly for noob, as Iââ¬â¢m sure the veterans have their routine down to exact science. The new guys starting out on this hobby have asked me repeatedly how to avoid detection. How to delete their review because they used a username that easily identified them. Excuses to use when going to a parlor. Here is my opinion for the guys that are in this situation.
When you come home right after visiting a massage parlor, shower there or shower when you get home. No scent or oil residue will be left behind. If she asks why you are jumping in the shower right away, just say you donââ¬â¢t feel fresh. But if you shower regularly when you get home, the question shouldnââ¬â¢t come up.
On the rare chance that she wants to have sex after you already got your release, you gotta do it. Man up and eat as much protein as you can. Get your stamina back up. Watch porn, fantasize, do whatever it takes to get your libido and testosterone up and running.
You should be in a better mood after you got your happy ending, (unless you got ripped off ). So go with that feeling. Be nice to her, compliment her, just create a positive vibe all around. If she is wondering why you are in such a good mood, there are plenty of reasons to be smiling. Your team won the game, promoted at work, found good parking, got a good deal on something, etc.
In closing, just donââ¬â¢t do anything too extreme when you get home. Just play it cool. If confronted with something, deny deny deny. Act normal, do your usual routine. Important disclosure: Even if you follow all of advice, your wife could still smell the BS on you. They do have a sixth sense for these things as some divorced guys can tell you. Good luck and best wishes. The massage parlors will always be open at least.
Blue Therapy 5532 Hempstead Wy Springfield, Virginia Today |
LiLi | $80 | 23.3 mi | ||
QQ 2 Spa 6283 Franconia Road 2nd Floor Alexandria, Virginia Today |
Lulu | $60 | 25.5 mi | ||
JS Massage Therapy 5408 Southern Maryland Blvd Lothian, Maryland Today |
Did not get it | $90 | 45.3 mi | ||
Pine Wellness 694 Pine St Herndon, Virginia Today |
Lina | $80 | 7.4 mi | ||
Shirlington Therapy 2249 S Shirlington Rd #C Arlington, Virginia Yesterday |
No clue | $80 | 25.5 mi | ||
Katy Massage 8300 Arlington Blvd Suite G2 Fairfax, Virginia Yesterday |
pink | $70 | 18.3 mi | ||
Sunshine Spa 7412 Sudley Rd Manassas, Virginia 2 days ago |
Unknown | $60 | 17.2 mi | ||
Wed Spa 311 Maple Ave W Ste C Vienna, Virginia 2 days ago |
Lina | $70 | 15.3 mi | ||
Like A flower SPA 6400 Seven Corners Place #R Falls Church, Virginia 2 days ago |
Lucy | $60 | 21.4 mi | ||
Tokyo Day Spa 4500 Plank Rd Fredericksburg, Virginia 3 days ago |
Linda | $70 | 52.0 mi | ||
Mila Spa 6732 Curran St Mc Lean, Virginia 3 days ago |
Kelly | $60 | 18.3 mi | ||
Ace Spa 6325 Washington Blvd # M Elkridge, Maryland 3 days ago |
Kimberly | $70 | 42.4 mi | ||
Sky Way Spa 1311 Vincent Pl Mc Lean, Virginia 4 days ago |
CoCo | $70 | 18.1 mi | ||
Anna Health spa 7540 little river turnpike L3 Annandale, Virginia 4 days ago |
YoYo | $70 | 20.9 mi | ||
Wellness Foot Massage 3201 Corporate Ct Ellicott City, Maryland 4 days ago |
Lucy | $60 | 37.5 mi | ||
Columbia Massage 9198 Red Branch Rd suite b 1 Columbia, Maryland 4 days ago |
Emily | $70 | 37.9 mi | ||
Asian Spa 5107 Belair Road Baltimore, Maryland 5 days ago |
Amanda | $60 | 54.1 mi | ||
Serenity Spa 11350 Pembrooke Square #304 Waldorf, Maryland 5 days ago |
Coco | $80 | 42.5 mi | ||
Enliven Therapy 8472 Tyco Rd Vienna, Virginia 5 days ago |
DD | $80 | 15.4 mi | ||
Relaxing Day Spa 214 W Bel Air Ave Suite D Aberdeen, Maryland 6 days ago |
Jen | $70 | 77.8 mi | ||
PG Acupressure 9400 Livingston Road Fort Washington, Maryland 6 days ago |
Cici | $80 | 32.9 mi | ||
678 Spa 45575 Shepard Dr Ste 101 Sterling, Virginia 6 days ago |
Eva (she pronounced it Awha) | $70 | 4.8 mi | ||
Sun Massage 14130 Noblewood Plaza suite 201 Woodbridge, Virginia 1 week ago |
Didn’t ask | $70 | 28.7 mi | ||
Smile Spa Wellness 104 Dry Mill Rd SW Unit 102 Leesburg, Virginia 1 week ago |
Only one working | $70 | 6.8 mi | ||
G & G Wellness 8450 Tyco Rd, Suite c Vienna, Virginia 1 week ago |
Suzy | $80 | 15.4 mi | ||
Aqua Wellness Center 6086 Franconia Rd Unit 6086 Alexandria, Virginia 1 week ago |
Hana | $80 | 25.6 mi | ||
YY SPA & Massage 1341 Connecticut Ave NW suite 2.1 Washington DC, District of Columbia 1 week ago |
Julie | $60 | 25.7 mi | ||
Crystal Massage 2708 Ontario Rd NW Washington DC, District of Columbia 1 week ago |
Theresa | $90 | 25.4 mi | ||
Woodbridge Massage 4000 Genesee Pl #113B Woodbridge, Virginia 1 week ago |
Vivian | $80 | 26.2 mi | ||
East massage 11092 lee Hwy 2 FL unit 103 fairfax Fairfax, Virginia 1 week ago |
Amy | $80 | 15.6 mi | ||
Massage Jasmine 1438 Liberty Rd Sykesville, Maryland 1 week ago |
N/A | $70 | 38.5 mi | ||
Head to Toe 2073 S Queen st York, Pennsylvania 1 week ago |
Wendy | $60 | 75.2 mi | ||
Magic Touch Therapy 5101-H Backlick Road Annandale, Virginia 1 week ago |
Nicole / Joy | $80 | 22.7 mi | ||
Cornelian Day Spa 7805 Old Georgetown Rd Bethesda, Maryland 1 week ago |
Telia | $100 | 21.3 mi | ||
Green Spa 13644 Molly Pitcher Hwy Greencastle, Pennsylvania 1 week ago |
Youme | $60 | 50.7 mi | ||
Daisy Spa 1334 Defense Highway, Suite E Gambrills, Maryland 1 week ago |
Laura | $60 | 44.1 mi | ||
Xin sunflower spa 15 S Parke St # 100 Aberdeen, Maryland 1 week ago |
Amy | $70 | 77.9 mi | ||
Eastern Massage Spa 11094 Lee Highway D102 Fairfax, Virginia 1 week ago |
Anita | $60 | 15.6 mi | ||
Palace Spa 6714 Whittier Ave. Ste.100 Mc Lean, Virginia 1 week ago |
Honey | $80 | 18.5 mi | ||
King Spa 3135 Golansky Blvd Woodbridge, Virginia 1 week ago |
Amanda | $70 | 28.6 mi | ||
M&Y Wellness Massage 10807 Main St #300, Fairfax, VA 22030 Fairfax, Virginia 1 week ago |
Tina | $70 | 16.1 mi | ||
Blue Ocean Wellness 6257 old dominion drive Mc Lean, Virginia 2 weeks ago |
Bella | $80 | 19.9 mi | ||
Diamond Flash Spa 10560 Main St 209 Fairfax, Virginia 2 weeks ago |
Kiko | $60 | 16.4 mi |
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