Going to the Right Parlor

Apr 8 2017

As a moderator, we pour through a ton of reviews a day. And although there are a good deal where the monger gets what he wants, there are also quite a few where the monger doesn't get what he wants. Now, most of these are guys that go to NE joints and not know about it, but what about the guys who end up at a Full -service joint when all they really wanted was a Happy Ending or even just a massage? You will even find these types of reviews on Yelp. The massage parlors that get the 1 star reviews where the patron had an idea that something funky was going on, and ended up being appalled that they were offered additional services. We will explore the ways that you can hopefully avoid going to the wrong parlor at the wrong time.

Research, Research, Research

That is what this site is all about. To give mongers the proper intel to steer them in the direction of the parlor they are interested in. If a monger is interested in just a no nonsense massage, go to the parlors that say Non-Erotic. If you are looking for a happy ending, make sure that some reviews say that a handjob occurred at this establishment. If you want more, you will have to look for parlors that provide BJs and FS. Of course, your mileage may vary and it is really up to the girl whether or not she will provide the service at any given time, but more often than not, you will end up getting what you desire.

Locked Door Versus Open Door

One of the biggest giveaways of a FS parlor is the locked door. Since illicit activity is most likely going on inside, the people running the parlors can get an idea of the monger at the door and decide whether or not to let them in. Rarely are FS spots without a locked door or they have may have a loud chime to let the girl know someone is there. However, we cannot be 100% sure that a locked door means a FS parlor, just a good indicator that it is.

Massuese's Dress and Body Language

If your masseuse is wearing some slinky sexy clothing, she is doing that for a reason. She is trying to seduce you and entice you for the extras. Form fitting body-con dresses, tube tops, short skirts, stripper heels and a decent amount of make-up will give you a big clue that the girl is ready for some action. A masseuse that will give you a nice hug, rub up on your man parts, and hold your hand to guide you to the room is also another big clue.

So, if you are looking for a non-erotic massage, please do your research first. But if you have not, and you experience a locked door or a super sexy outfit, try to get out of there before you end up being offered the full treatment.

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jackshackhack :

05.29.2017 21:34:11

In OR, I have yet to come across a locked door at any AMP where I have gotten a HE or FS. However they do have a loud chime. The way they dress is also hit and miss here, but most still dress decently at least. However, these are good notes to have elsewhere I am sure.

pokipseeman :

05.11.2017 12:14:08

I went for a massage at a place in Ct., hoping only for a handjob because that's what I enjoy the most. One tim the girl walked in and said, "you wanna do it?" Caught me by surprise and I answered yes. She didn't use a wrap though, and her bj had me coming before she reallyy got me in her. I worried about that for a long time. Another time the girl got angry because I wouldn't pay for anything more than a real massage and a hj. The place I frequent now has been there for years, with all the attendant PBA stickers on the door, and it isn't locked. The girls are always fully dressed and they don't take anything off which is fine with me. The problem is, the massages are getting bad. Very routine,they rub your back and legs for 20minutes, put the hot towel on your back, do the tickle and then turn you over. They give a hj as a matter of course, so there's never any haggling or asking for extra stuff. Again, that's fine, but the last time, after she'd performed her hj duty there was still 1/2left, so she rubbed my FEET for 15 minutes. The hj was actually very good, so I tipped her nicely, but I want those long erotic massages I see guys getting on porn, the ones where they hid the camera. I have to be in Manhattan next week, so maybe I'll trty my luck there. Some of us, me at least want only a nice massage and a happy ending.

rod8432 :

05.02.2017 12:13:47

I tend to agree with markoramius below - I'd be very surprised if LE doesn't know as much or more than any of us would through a forum like this. I get the impression that crack-downs occur due to complaints as much as anything. I heard one of my favs got hit because the wife/girlfriend of a PL found out what he was doing and reported it. I can imaging the conversation, "Officer, I do declare, I think there's more than massages going on behind those closed doors!" < Eye roll from everyone else involved >

condog209 :

05.01.2017 22:52:07

so how does entering a locked door place work do you just knock on the door or call ahead of time ( i like being spontaneous)

broadway_bob :

05.01.2017 18:43:51

In many or most SoCal cities, it is illegal for an MP to lock the front door during business hours. Probably the same in some other localities too. So not a factor in these locations.

jackshackhack :

05.01.2017 15:39:12

While I love the reviews, I am afraid the review a place I found where I get almost full service. Mostly because I don't want it to close down lol

eatout :

05.01.2017 13:07:21

I have been at this sport for over forty years and I can tell you that lots of research is a must. The locked door is a good thing but how the provider is dressed, her body language helps me make up my mind on if I should stay or not. In closing this web site is a great place to do your home work and I NEVER go to a place that another Monger or two got lucky.

corporalclegg :

04.28.2017 18:02:58

I just went to one with a locked door that was HJ only. But it's the same level of illegal, so it makes sense.

bassdude61 :

04.19.2017 08:45:27

I was at a FS place a couple of months ago (now shut down) that just had a curtain rather than a locked door, and no door chime; the only place I've ever seen that. However, the MMS was sitting behind the counter in the Lobby keeping a sharp eye out.

cdmg :

04.17.2017 18:05:21

After reading this, I will keep my reviews slight above minimum detail now. I agree and will get more discreet even to bullet format.

ssffl2004 :

04.17.2017 11:43:55

driftline has a good point about not drawing heat - something we certainly don't want. But I'm not sure how a review can be helpful if it isn't giving any real detail. The check boxes state "CBJ" or "BBBJ" or even just a checkmark if you got a bj; same for FS. Even if I gave a review with no language, I am saying that I got FS somewhere without saying "she rode me cowgirl for 17 hours". Lastly, I read reviews to be selective about the places and the girls. There are times where I seek out a BBBJ and there are certain girls who will provide. Without detail, there would be no reason to use RM.

bigchili :

04.15.2017 15:16:12

I have had the best FS service on a legit places. it takes about 4 to 5 visits tipping well and not asking for anything these will just give it to you if you play your cards right like not posting reviews like a teenager. enjoy it and keep it to yourselves. so much better to get it from these places.

luckyforward :

04.13.2017 07:33:37

hey guys, want to take my girlfriend to amp and get a happy ending couples massage.can't seem to find any in the new england area.are there such places? and where?

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cfj :

04.09.2017 15:33:46

Okay guy's help me out here. I'm looking for a fs place in colorado springs, co. Need. A fix

markoramius :

04.09.2017 07:14:11

I've been mongering for a while. What I've learned is that the local police know, with or without the Internet, which massage places are offering more intimate service. If you have a cop friend they probably have better info than you do on what you can get and where. One thing I have observed is that if there is new age shit at the massage place it is likely to be a handy-only shop or NE. So if there is a miniature waterfall fountain in the room, crystals artistically arranged, or a chakra chart on the wall chances are you're just getting a handy that day, at best. The reviews are helpful, but I've seen lots of non-FS reviews for FS places. In fact, I've seen lots of non-erotic reviews for places I know for a fact provide extra services.

scotchman :

04.08.2017 21:16:38

driftline has it right. Some mongers seemingly get off more with their so-called reviews, than what most likely happened. Check the box for the service(s) received and move on. Seasoned mongers can read between the lines. I have no interest in holding some newbie's grimey little hand or reading through a poorly written exaggeration.

driftline :

04.08.2017 16:47:45

Some of these parlors stop giving extras if the joint is getting too much heat from the authorities. Some fellas here are way to descriptive about their experiences. No need to tell us about her getting on the table, sitting her hairy pussy on your face, and giving you a bareback blowjob. Too graphic. So many times I've read about joints that used to be erotic going legit overnight. Then I read the reviews on here and of course it's because the overly-graphic reviews bringing heat on them. Some mamasans will bluntly state it's because of the reviews on rubmaps that bring heat on them. So rubmaps can backfire on an AMP if people don't know how to use it correctly.

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DatKing :

04.08.2017 15:14:18

I have never been to a FS place without a locked door. They always have cameras to check me out. I have never been denied entrance however and have gotten my fun.

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