Happy Thoughts

Nov 9 2017

I’ve been reading some of your reviews and as always Mongo really likes hearing your stories and how things go down on your latest visit to an AMP. Recently, though, I’ve seen a small influx of guys who seem to not be satisfied with getting “just” a hand job. I must say I’m not a big fan of this train of thought.

The Asian massage is an institution in and out of itself, before we had Rubmaps, before we had internet we had massages: Girls using their hands to make you relaxed, and with the massages came the hand job, also known as “Happy Ending,” “Plus,” “L1,” whatever you call it, it’s all in the same train. You don’t want to overwork yourself? Just have her give you a plus. Scared of STI’s but still need to release? Just have her give you the L1. She already showed you what she can do with her hands, didn’t she?

Most men beat their meat at least one or more times a day right? What’s wrong with having someone help you one of those times? It doesn’t always have to lead to sex. Just have her put some lube on you and help you out, simple as that. Even if you think it’s starting to get old you can always spice it up, if your RA is willing, with a mutual touch or mutual masturbation session.

Don’t see not getting anything more than a hand job as a letdown, be glad you got a handie, embrace it, and above all, enjoy it too. Handjobs are really underrated, let’s make them be the #1 reason you come for an AMP again.

Check the newest massage parlor reviews in Columbus, Ohio

A & A Spa 2758 Sawbury Blvd Columbus, Ohio Yesterday	Unknown	$60	11.7 mi
New Spa 451 EastWilson Bridge rd Worthington, Ohio 3 days ago	Bambi	$60	10.3 mi
MIMI SPA & MASSAGE 1269 Log Pond Dr Newark, Ohio 2 weeks ago	Lisa	$60	31.3 mi
ZZ Spa 1496 Morse Rd Columbus, Ohio 2 weeks ago	Cici	$60	7.1 mi
Shanghai Spa 7009 Taylorsville Rd Suite B Dayton, Ohio 2 weeks ago	Mary	$70	59.2 mi
Green Shade Spa 820 Sunbury Road #606 Delaware, Ohio 1 month ago	Couldn’t hear their names	$60	23.1 mi
Asian Massage 2151 E Dublin-Granville Rd Columbus, Ohio 1 month ago	Coco	$60	8.9 mi
White rose Asian spa 5230 westerville rd Westerville, Ohio 1 month ago	Weewee	$60	9.1 mi
7 Day Spa 4889 Sinclair Rd #104 Columbus, Ohio 1 month ago	Misa	$65	7.3 mi
Elegant Massage 3735 Old Columbus Rd NW Carroll, Ohio 1 month ago	Susan	$60	22.2 mi
Candy's Body & Foot SPA 253 E Church St Marion, Ohio 2 months ago	Lili	$60	43.8 mi
On Time Spa 1508 Hubbard Drive Lancaster, Ohio 2 months ago	Erica	$60	24.1 mi
Rejuvenation Spa 5841 Karric Square Dr Dublin, Ohio 3 months ago	Not sure	$60	10.1 mi
Troy Massage Spa 11 S Norwich Rd Troy, Ohio 3 months ago	Coco	$60	65.2 mi
Perfect Massage 2727 sawbury blvd. Columbus, Ohio 3 months ago	Nikko	$60	11.6 mi
Foot Spa 999 N 21st St Newark, Ohio 5 months ago	Didn’t get it	$60	31.3 mi

pahmad :

12.13.2017 13:59:25

After a good and very intimate experience with a particular woman at an Asian Spa, and writing a report about it on rubmaps.com, I went to see her again, only to have her give me a totally nonsexual experience this time, because, she told me, her boss had seen my report and threatened to fire her if she did anything sexual with a customer again. By posting my report, I ruined a good thing. Yet not writing a report ruins the whole idea of rubmaps.com. Also, as many of us have noted, law enforcement can access our reports on rubmaps, too, also in some cases ruining a good thing. Yet without rubmaps.com and similar information-sharing web sites our search becomes much more hit or miss, probably mostly miss. We apparently must use discretion when writing reports. How about this idea?: Write only NEGATIVE reports, warning others away from non-erotic massage businesses, leaving bosses in the dark about what goes on behind closed doors, and letting law enforcement (LE) guess about the others (even if that leaves us also guessing about the others).

mickster :

12.12.2017 06:01:01

Use Rubmaps Advanced Search - it works, just plug in the action you want and the program does the rest. It is over 90% accurate.

apache2017 :

11.29.2017 20:34:55

Great message . I too enjoy the feel of a compassionate rub down and massage. I appreciate the monger who takes her time and puts more effort into touch then the rub. The slow gently massage is way better then any fast HJ.

nsaagent30 :

11.27.2017 23:48:22

I don't see it as mutually exclusive. I like a good 1 hr massage with an HE ~60% of the time, but then FS the rest. They're two different experiences for me. Thanks to RM and the good advice of experienced mongers here, I'm able to navigate and enjoy both. Anyone disappointed over not getting FS @ a HE joint or expecting a great massage at an FS joint either hasn't been doing their homework here or been putting in the time out there.

Bevo :

11.27.2017 04:38:12

Did to current health constrains, not able to enjoy normal lovemaking with my beloved and supportive lady which to say the least is a bit embarrassing. With her blessing and support, I have the occasional AMP visits here in Mesa, AS where I've been most fortunate to enjoy companionship and unrushed, gentle assistance that have included help undressing,wonderful massages and table showers that included occasional and most welcomed, relieving releases and helping me dress again. This has been a wonderful and most appreciated assistance to me. To my fellow mongers brethren who enjoy their health and seek FS, more power to you all. To those of my fellow mongers brothers who only seek a HJ and are satisfied with that, again, more power to you all. Each of us has our unique needs that we seek to have fulfilled. I'm thankful for our diversity and read with interest, our varied AMP, etc., experiences here on Rubmaps.

scotchman :

11.26.2017 21:37:17

A pair of skilled hands beats a loose pussy / condom covered cock any day.

deepthinker :

11.23.2017 08:05:33

At the end of the day a massage is nice and relaxing. The HJ at the end is low effort and is icing on the cake, really. Low effort, good especially if your tired, let them do the work. Cheap, easy, close your eyes and fantasize or watch and enjoy, I do both. If the girl isn't a looker, I picture a looker and enjoy it that way.

eatout :

11.22.2017 15:23:13

I am just not a fan of a Hand Job, I can do that at home for free. I have been at this sport for over forty years and back in the day before the internet I only gave a Massage Parlor one chance and if I did not get full service I would not go back.

willruck :

11.10.2017 16:27:03

I like Handies the best. I can'nt go on any day I have to make a trip plan usually 2 - 3 days, at a time. FS I'm only good for 1 a day. But HJ I can have 1 in the morning lunch and 1 in the afternoon with another young sweet happy provider. 2x2 or 2x3 before I have to fly home drained relaxed and happy. expensive, YES, worth it, YES. I'm old so I gotta do it before I get too old. I'm helping the economy.

killswitch2020 :

11.10.2017 11:25:00

Honestly the best massage i've had was a very nice, mutual touch,happy ending. Especially if its been 2 or 3 days since my last anything it can be amazing. Best "bang" for your buck if you ask me.

aweman :

11.09.2017 21:36:18

Agreed - I many times feel much better with a HJ- better than having a cover with FS on most days. IMO. but once in a while -good to go full on with a sexy lady.

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