March 14 is big on small holidays, and thereâs no need for
much deliberation when faced with the option of having fun, especially as a
warmup before St. Patrickâs. There are two special days to pick from: Steak and
Blowjob Day, and Pi Day. Sounds like a no brainer?
Steak and Blowjob Day
The titleâs pretty much self-explanatory here. The holiday was
set on March 14 in response to Valentineâs Day. Itâs supposed to be a reaction
against the extremely flashy and superficial February 14 holiday. Steak and
Blowjob Day claims to be an honest celebration for guys to enjoy, with two of
their most popular pleasures. The holiday has its critics too for admittedly
being similarly superficial as Valentineâs. Not to mention that ideally we donât
want to make the stake and blowjob combination a one-time occasion every year.
Pi Day
Granted, not as instantly gratifying like Steak and Blowjob day, Pi Day has its perks. It started off back in the 80s and is now recognized as a national holiday in the U.S. This year is special, because itâs only once every 100 years that a longer sequence of Piâs decimals will be formed: 3/14/15 at 9:26:53. Although guys who can speak about math are sexy, itâs understandable if youâre not finding this particular sequence extremely arousing. That doesnât mean there arenât any ways to get creative about it though. For one, you can hear the basic info about Pi from playmate Kayla Collins, who takes off her teacherâs clothes for a better illustration of the notion.
As for the food part, guess what you can eat for Pi day? Thatâs right,
delicious, hot, freshly baked pie! Why not combine the two and enjoy a dirty baking and sex in the kitchen date?
So whatâs it gonna be, pie and hot geeky date or keeping it
honest with an awesome blowjob followed by a big, delicious steak?
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