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Jul 16 2017

I read a news article about a parlor nearby that got closed down after some bad decisions they made, and then they pulled out the mugshots of the women working the place. All of them were easily over 50 years old! This got me thinking, I've been to parlors where there's young girls only, and the ones where there's old girls only but if I had to recall the single oldest parlor lady I banged it would be this oneâ¦

There was this nice parlor around my place back a few years ago. The providers weren't too old but not young either, I would say 35-40 were the median ages so it was pretty much perfect for me. One day I come in and the place is empty, none of the usual faces are around. A very mature looking lady comes to the front and tells me they had just changed Management and moved their staff around so they were short on women.

So it was just her today cause the other woman had to leave early. Her name was something like Judy or Julie, she had a very thick Chinese accent and was very pushy, she insisted she would do the massage and that I would love it. She looked around 50 by my calculations but you know how Asian ladies always look younger till they hit further into their senior years.

It was pretty much a good average session, you know the ropes, massage turns to HJ turns to her upselling me a full service to which I agreed, popped her once and we were all fine and dandy. I put on my pants and pull out my wallet, she tries to get a good look at how many Benjamins I was packing so she's snooping around. At the time I had just renewed my ID and state IDs where I lived had your age on them pretty prominently, so she caught a glimpse of my age and commented âOh honey, I'm double your age then, huh?â

I was 32 at the time. You do the math, Jesus. She was even older than my mom! And then I came back a few weeks later to find out she was the new MMS! She was doing service again that day because the new girls got there late. Wowâ¦

Tell me guys, what's your oldest AMP companion been?

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clydeh1000 :

08.29.2017 17:51:18

You have heard the country song older women make better lovers that's right I know for

roos :

08.29.2017 13:06:27

I have a regular provider in the Chicago area who used to be at one of my local AMP's. I have followed her career closely on RM. She is in her late forties, and regularly I see reviews that list her age as 25-30. Best of all worlds. Looks young but has the skills that experience provides!

xxxpensive-hobby :

08.28.2017 18:53:14

I have to say as much as I love the young ones, I have had better sex with the older women. The oldest was an Asian in her late sixties and fit with great natural tits. She knew how to make a man feel great. Most of the younger girls seem to tire easily and if they cum first, that's usually the end of the session. The best time I had, so far, was with an Asian in her mid forties that was awesome. She was shy until we got behind closed doors. Then she went straight for my cock and started sucking. No questions, no foreplay She could suck the chrome of a bumper and swallow it without missing a beat. She sucked and played with my balls as I played with her C cups. She sucked for at least a half hour teasing and stopping before I could release, but finally sucked out the cum and swallowed every bit. Then got me hard again, put it in the other holes and fucked until we both cum. I asked which she liked best and she said she loves to feel cum squirting in her mouth as much as cumming in her ass. Kinky and the best fuck ever!

alusive1 :

08.26.2017 14:03:26

57 I say proudly. This gal is beautiful with a body a 30 yo would be jealous of. She has had enhancements to her face and body, but quality work. Amazingly sexy and extremely orgasmic.

eros2354 :

08.23.2017 11:21:29

Age really is just a number. The oldest provider for me were the formerly SF'S Liz

okiedude :

08.23.2017 06:52:32

There's a MMS that I've been friends with for years. She gives me food and we talk about gardening. I will always try out here new girls but for me even though she's 40ish, maybe 50ish she is always my first choice. Something about having that friendship makes it special.

66c10 :

08.21.2017 18:27:52

Truly a monger treasure. Many of us do not need the young girls with the inadequate service and their high expectation$.

twistedbrother :

08.20.2017 19:20:52

Micky at Hawaii in Michigan has been around since at least the 90s and some who know her fairly well say she's in her 50s or maybe 60. But she's very well kept, could pass for 40-something, and is a PSE all the way. A regional legend, her.

adood :

08.12.2017 23:26:08

Lol.. I've been hanging out with a woman who's 64 and VERY well preserved. I'm 44. So I think paying for any woman over 50 has to be a good investment.. and there are some but it just depends on what you prefer.

donnybertram :

08.12.2017 13:42:02

58 was the exact number as I got to know her. She could give the best teasing light touch and prostate massage ever. She was friendly, not too talkative and had the cleanest smell about her....yeah I know that sounds odd but I like clean. biggest reason I like the asian parlors with the table shower. I hated it when she left the place and never saw her again.

johnnydice65 :

08.10.2017 17:48:30

As far as I could tell probably around 50

sukduk50 :

08.08.2017 19:57:40

Ok thanks Sobalo, yeah no time for the getting to know them.

77ibt69_4pan8 :

08.08.2017 10:37:29

sukduk50, if you're from Colorado, you're a little ways from central Cali, unless you travel. Also, don't think these RA's I'm talking about will provide you with what I've been provided with to a complete stranger...as the song says, take time to know her, it's not an over night thing..lol

dawg150 :

08.04.2017 14:14:23

For my oldest, near as I can figure, was "Kim" who is normally not available and is the MMS at a local AMP. I came to their shop early one afternoon, and she was the only one there, so I got to see her go from the front office clothing to her sexy outfit while I undressed and got on the table. She was sexy, friendly, deliberate and very skilled. Absolutely the best covered BJ of my life, and as I was shooting my load in her mouth, she was tugging my balls with one hand, and roaming the rest of my body with her other hand. She just kept on sucking and slurping and gagging and I could not stop cumming. Felt like 5 minutes of orgasm, and I keep trying to get another one and she just smiles at me and a different gal shows up. Have to up the ante I suppose, but so far she is declining my requests.

sukduk50 :

07.30.2017 22:41:09

Hey sobalo559 where this lady work at, would love to try her out

77ibt69_4pan8 :

07.29.2017 08:02:38

I used to see a 50 yr Thai with natural D's but she looked to be in her mid 30's but am sure she's a granny too, great service. I also see a Granny around 60, GILF as it's been pointed out here every other month with great service, tight and loves to 69 with a BBBJ included. The best service I've had have been from older RA's in their 40's and up.

wakmasterr :

07.28.2017 09:53:59

If their pussy can get wet from excitement then age is no boundary

dregis :

07.26.2017 08:48:43

LOL...you guys need to understand that many of these providers are baby Boomers and many are in their 60's and 70's and have been in the biz since the 1980's. In the Los Angeles and Orange County market there are many in their 60's and 70's...0ne of them in LA was in her 80's and just passed away...LILY YIN. Most of you don't realize that you are probably being serviced by a grandma because they always look younger. Check out the Massage Nazi ; Julie in Westminster...60 yr old giving rub and tugs for $30 out of a chiro office in Westminster.

happymassage53 :

07.23.2017 07:09:54

60 , she passes for 45, she loves having her nipples sucked and tends to lose control, when your finally finished you almost feel violated. This didn't happen every visit, about 50% of the time, I suppose some days she just needed to get off.

asiansrbest :

07.22.2017 03:25:39

Had some of my best fucks with both civie and pro women in their mid 50's and early 60's. If they are reasonably fit, many guys are missing out on one hell of a fuck!

lukealgina :

07.21.2017 18:20:19

I want to the parlor in Modesto a few times. Both ladies probably in their late 40s. They were always super fun and friendly and down to do anything . Maybe that's why they're closed now

bigchili :

07.21.2017 14:58:02

age its just a number, I had girls 18 to 28 and 30 to 40 all Asian of course but the best sex was with a Thai lady that was 55 years i did her in her own condo for 5 years wow guys she was freaking hot and sexy we did everything i mean everything i miss her she got married. so now young girls suck.

cisco444 :

07.20.2017 23:06:29

60 I began the hobby when I was 22yrs old and tried my first spot in Whittier. Man O man! She was 60 . Called me "young boy" and would always make out with me, very sensual and compliment me on my skin and balls. I must admit, she was good looking as she could've passed for late 40's. Too bad the placed closed down. That's when I realize age is nothing but a number...when it comes to AMP providers. Service quality is most important.

longrider :

07.20.2017 12:12:03

It is usually difficult to find a situation where one can gently ask her age, but since I am also rather ancient (70) it makes it a bit easier. Only three have admitted to being in their 60s, but I suspect I have been with others that old. It doesn't bother me now, nor has it for the past 25 years. Many older providers are quite enthusiastic, much more so than some of the younger ones who either have no experience or think they are too hot to show they are enjoying it.

cd42 :

07.20.2017 09:59:52

probably around 55 and it was fucking disgusting. not FS but CBJ. I really get bummed out when I see anyone over 38. I decline and avoid

SportyLife :

07.20.2017 08:20:50

50 for me I think

xxxpensive-hobby :

07.20.2017 07:26:32

My oldest was in here mid 60s and was tighter and hornier than most 20 something's. Not bad on the eyes either.

albyrne :

07.19.2017 22:17:15

I hate it when I read a review and the provider is listed as 36-40 and you walk in there and she's clearly closer to 60 than 40.

bubbabob :

07.19.2017 16:21:21

As we get older, the 40 year olds don't look so bad. Funny how our perspective changes. Some of the young ones could be my daughter. Scary thought. An experienced RA can provide a great experience. Some of these newbies are a waste of time.

pahmad :

07.18.2017 19:19:17

Maybe GILF should be in the Slang glossary (like MILF, only G for grandmother, I assume). For me, the age was 40, and she looked 25.

bxb61 :

07.18.2017 14:03:34

Not sure but late 60's easy, might be 70. flat ass, but rest nice body and rack. one of the best in services. I wouldn't mind having another GILF.

oil_changer :

07.18.2017 13:38:46

Hard to say. I saw a lady in Georgia last month that I thought was early 40s but I'll bet on another 10. Some of the recent articles about busts in Fla list women in their 60s that don't look bad. I guess what they say about rubbing cum into your skin does indeed work to combat aging!

mr. clean :

07.18.2017 10:20:27

60 is fine--as long as they look like my mother-in-law rather than my mother.

scotchman :

07.18.2017 08:53:03

Post-menopause has its benefits. ;-)

jackl101 :

07.17.2017 21:43:45

See a Chinese provider now once a month overnight.She was 52 when I met her 2 years ago.Liked it so nasty I went back the next day for more and she would not take my money.another older provider was a music teacher in China so she would sing during the session (HE) only.18 to 60# ok for me.

misofan123 :

07.17.2017 16:09:48

LOL. Mine was in her 60s. Kinda of the same situation as your blog post. But damn granny had some technique. Gave me a hard massage and started tugging away while on my stomach. It was a magical HE. Despite her being 3 times my age at the time, it was an unreal experience.

lickem-up :

07.17.2017 15:21:09

Got an old granny last week, almost said no but the little head said go for it! She had to be 60 , heavy, large belly, I was almost laughing. BUT I will say her Pussy felt as good as any! ..........{But their was no way I could go down on her, 90% of the time I do}

thiseaglehasflown :

07.17.2017 12:21:16

Late fifties to early sixties. I think older women are sexy so it's not a problem for me at all.

randyguyngal4 :

07.16.2017 21:17:33

LOL, I dont think about it often, but one provider had to be in her late sixties. Of course, I'm in my mid-fifties, so it wasn't that big of a deal, and I _did_ have a very good time.

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